Apes and auks, Balls of Fire
Barrier Reef and Britain
Circle Route,
Crested Newt,
Lakes, lengths, Exhibition.
Dixter, Fire of London, Gable
Yarmouth, Expectations
Gatsby, Plains
Western Trains
Dane, Divide, Depression.
Is Thy Faithfulness, I Am,
Pyramid of Giza
Windsor’s park
Spielberg’s shark
Escape and Wall of China
Ormond Street, West Road, leaps forward
Malvern and Train Robbery
Bear, Plague, War,
Aunt, Outdoors
Uncle, Unwashed, Rift Valley.
All named and famed for size and scale –
So gloom is hard to shake off
When Google says
What’s Great these days
Is the bloody British Bake Off.
I was struck today by the fact that if you type ‘Great’ into the UK version of Google at the moment, the first suggestion is Great British Bake Off – a TV cookery/reality/game show that, I believe has now gone global. It got me thinking about all the other ‘great’ things out there that no longer get a look-in; I ended up with quite a list – and a silly poem. N.